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fundamental Laws of Marketing

reset Fundamental Principle of
off and on again.

Pierce Law on the fundamental principle of resetting
1. Even if it is present in his office with a hydrogen bomb to explode in his hands, the computer will say, "off and on again."
2. Restart is never enough, but at a rate aberrant cases.
3. If you do not restart, it will enable aberrant.
4. Restarting does not work, the computer will work.
5. This sequence is repeated in an infinite loop.

Dimension de Saussure
The critical exception is not an exception but the norm. Observation

Gutenberg
The printer software is always incompatible with something.

Conflict Theory 1. All your old software is incompatible with the new Windows.
2. The next day I get to update all your software, Microsoft will schedule a new Windows.
3. If you have a Mac, it has a Mac

devaluation Act
The speed at which devalues \u200b\u200ba computer is directly proportional to what it cost to buy it. Paradigm

Koch
Antivirus virus detected all but his own.
When a version is detected and formatted.
If an update on the internet, virus will not let you go on the Internet.

Lasswell Council
If the server is busy, send a message.
If no response is that the server is busy.

Kierkegaard General Law
proxy connection fails by an internal error in the script that would disable the connection to the server at the very time when they most needed to go on the Internet. Appendix

Sorensen
The browser will offer "click here" as a solution. Conclusion

Madrazo
Click here is useless.

Computer behavior theory 1.Press Ctrl + S

2.In the time your computer detects that takes over half an hour without saving your work, you will crash and lose all information. Ctrl + S 3.Press
prevents the system to crash unless you do it for that purpose. In the latter case, it will crash. Axiom

Espinosa
If it works, do not touch. Corollary

Murphy Where are my royalties?